Breaking News – Military rumour 1237

117699We have been informed by a very reliable source that Driti and Ului passed each other in front of the officers mess and shook hands, they then engaged in conversation for approximately 3 minutes.  More inside information from the camp as it breaks.

NB: the earlier post syaing that Driti had a shave is NOT true.. our sources can confirm he has NOT shaved. Another rumour put to rest!

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18 responses to “Breaking News – Military rumour 1237

  1. Thank you for dispelling this rumour.

    The consequences could have been disastrous.

    If Pita Driti had shaven as previously reported, serious ethical and socio-economic implications would have come into play.

    There would be a sudden rush by the populace to visit the barber shops throughout the country who because of the high demand and short supply of barbers will jack their prices up 300%. Totally unethical.

    And who knows the trend of shaving might just spread like wildfire. And the people will not just stop at the north pole – the south pole will be given equal attention.

    We have just averted a major catastrophe.

  2. @topasi – you are true. Its rumours like this that bring countries to its knees. ha ha ha…. keep taking the piss and they might stop with the rumours! well we can hope at least.

  3. Military Man

    Ok the latest from the camp is that there is no news to report. We have it from a reliable source that the status is NORMAL.

  4. BleedingFiji

    Does Col Mara have the balls to stand-up against FrankB? Me thinks not!

    Nice shot of that Col.. no shave.. and chain around the neck.. all part of Military uniform now? Mmmm.. how time has changed

  5. Military Man

    @bleeding Fiji – its called progression mate… you know moving ahead with the times. You know mate, not like when the SDL ran (down) the country.

  6. Military Man

    @bleeding fiji Oh and one more thing mate. What has balls go to do with it????? fuck all, its about common sense something that you lack

  7. BleedingFiji

    ha! OK.. does Mara have the balls to standup against Frank? No, you will agree. Too much owing, eh?

  8. BleedingFiji

    Sorry, honey! Its a saying.. in simple terms; is he courageous enough to standup against Frank?

  9. Fly on the wall

    @ BleedingFiji… the existence of gonads does not constitute machismo.

    take for example Helen Clarke, the nemesis of Bainimarama and former NZ PM. She has the profile of a hooker. She would feel right at home in the front row of the current All Black side, and they probably will play a lot better.

  10. BleedingFiji

    @Fly on the wall.
    U say, “the nemesis of Bainimarama”..
    mm.. not sure what you meant there. Oh my.. Helen Clarke? Naw, babe, she’s way out of our league – yrs and mine. Leave her out of this.

  11. Sa oti na RFMF….Deploy ga yani ikeri na Forein Legion kei na SAS mo dou sasamaraki mada nai lalai vivia soldier macawa ni sa cicivaka tu qori na FMF ena corruption
    Bau vinaka na 87 kei na 2000 coup e ra bau valataka na dina ni taukei…Kemuni na valataka tiko qo na dina ni Kaidia,sa rauta ga me sega ni via duavata kei kemudou o ira mai Australia kei New Zealand…Their coming was a poltical motive from the early politicians in the 1800s…It was not a divine coming it was a political one,not worth dying dying for..

    Koya ga tukuna o Ligairi….Do something worth dying for.

  12. Jim,

    Na foreign legion kei na SAS ra mai tereni tiko mada ga i Viti me ra vaqara kila kina na jungle warfare.

    Na cava sara mada na ka vinaka sa kauta mai na vuaviri ni 87 kei na 2000 vua na kai Viti?

    E laurai sara tu ga vei iko na lailai ni nomu kila na ka dina a sa mai rawa mai na vuaviri a kauta mai na 87 kei na 2000.

    Na vuaviri ruarua ya e kauta sara ga mai na rusa vua na kai Viti. Da mai raica ga na kena qito taki nai yau bula ni taukei me vaka na qele. Ni mai vakadikevi na NLTB, mai laurai kina na kena veiveisautaki tu na nodra lisi ni qele nai taukei ia era sega tu ni kila.

    Na vua ni vuaviri ni 87 qo:

    1. Lusi na baqe na National Bank – ia sega saraga ni dua bau curu i valeniveivesu

    2. Lusi ka qai mai volitaki tu vakabotoilevu na Marine Shipyard/Slipway – qo e dua nai nuinui kei Viti ena maqosa ni cakacaka era dau cakava ka yaco sara me kalasi taki ena naba 5 e vuravura ena maqosa ni ta waqa

    3. Mai volitaki koso na Dept of Post and Telecom – na tabani ni matanitu qo a sega ni dodonu me volitaki me sa private company. A kenai naki ga mai liu me caka me vaka na FEA me corporatised taki ga. Ia sa mai volitaki gona vua na FNPF me rawa kina vua na matamitu nei Rabuka me “recover” taki kina na lusi levu ni NBF ($220 million)

    4. Devalue taki nai lavo ni Viti – o bau kila li nia tautauvata tu na kaukauwa ni lavo ni Viti ena 1986 kei na kaukauwa ni lavo ni Merika? Ena gauna koya, $1 Fiji dollar equals $1 US.

    Na vuaviri ni 2000 e nodra vuaviri na tamata druka nodra bula ka ra baci via vesu mona taka na i taukei e Viti ni ra cakava tiko me baleti keda nai taukei.

    Tovolea mo kila vinaka na ka o via vosa kina ka mo buta vinaka sara va na history ni veitarataravi ni ka a yaco mai na 87 kina 2000.

    Kevaka o sega ni kila na veika a yaco ena bula ni taukei, ena sega ni yaga mo mai vosa tu vakasakasaka va qori.

    Na ka dina a dodonu me cakava na mataivalu ni Viti me uata kina na vuaviri ni 87 sa qai mai cakava tu o Bainimarama ena gauna oqo. E dodonu vua na mataivalu ni Viti me raica ka maroroya vakavinaka na veikawa tamata era sa bula tu e Viti ena gauna oqo baleta oya saraga nai naki ni mataivalu ni dua na vanua. Me maroroi ira kece na lewe ni vanua.

    Au via tomana sara vakavinaka na ka au wasea tiko oqo ia sa toboki au tiko na gauna. Au sa na kera ga mo vakadikeva sara vakavinaka ka kila tiko ni kai Viti e sega ni bula duadua tiko e vuravura se e Viti.

    Sa qai vei na lotu koya era kaya tiko noda i talatala?

    Sa e vei nai vakavuvuli dina vakarisito?

    Na Viti vou sa tekivu vakacadrava tale o Bainimarama kei na mataivalu qaqa ni Viti. Oya na Viti koya a kilai tani tu e vuravura. Au nanuma sara na nodratou marketing song na Air Pacific ena 1986 ni bera na vuaviri ni 1987 -

    FIJI, the way the world should be.

    Keimami na lako curuma vata kei na mataivalu qaqa ni Viti na dredre keimami sotava tiko qo me yacova ni sa davo dei tale na noda vanua lomai qo ko Viti – Noqo Kalou, Noqu Vanua.

  13. Well, i think he looks quite studly! The chain, the unshaven face, the uniform – all those shiny buttons… quite cute really!

  14. No
    he looks like he just got deprived of sex.. the bhaini shop didn’t open last night, she wanted a real mooorrrrgah. Too woman like your driti.

  15. Gracia,

    To test whether Driti is too woman to you, why don’t you go visit him in the camp or meet him in a neutral ground and we’ll see who’s too woman.

  16. In any disciplinary force, the first signs of lack of discipline or laziness amongst any of it’s members is when they can’t even bother to shave. Driti, you make me sick…Kunte.

  17. To make it worse….you are not even on operations. Tu wavoki tu la i bareki….se sega ni rawa na toro….ulu kobo…..kesu vaka cobo. Me a ra se mokuti iko vinaka ga na boys ni Marist mai Nabukalou, back in the day. Kua soti na vakateqateqa tiko. Kuvai….tauvi iko tiko na beka?????

  18. Six words for you Driti ” Get a fucken Grip, You Mong” !

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